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标题: 男人提出上床时:女人都怎么说?(1) [打印本页]

作者: 风雨无阻干    时间: 2009-2-13 08:03     标题: 男人提出上床时:女人都怎么说?(1)

一、幼儿园小女孩

(小心翼翼地):哥哥,你尿床吗?

二、小学女生

(不屑地):你才一道杠,我是中队长,两道杠。。。

三、中学女生

(眼神迷茫而又嚣张地):靠!你说的上床,是动词还是名词,是广意还是狭义的?你说这个就不对嘛,吓到我纯洁的心灵不要紧,吓到小朋友就不行了,就是吓到花花草草也不好嘛。虽然你只是一个构思,但是。。。(以下省略4000字)。。。

和我上床,你还得等。。

四、大学女生

狂喜中):请问您能包养我吗?4年就可以。。按次给钱也成,要不就买几件好看的衣服把。

五、女职员

(郁闷地):前天我们经理提出这个问题。我刚被。。。。你今天又来。。算了, 一个羊也是赶,2个羊也是放,便宜你了。。找一个浪漫点的酒店吧。别忘了鲜花和红酒。

六、女网友

(兴奋地):第一次见面,太快了点吧。。不过也不是不行。。。对了,你是寂寞王子还是网络酷杀手啊??我又忘了。。

七、富婆

沉思状):和我上床有点难度,关键我现在包养的小白脸还没到甩的期限啊。。你等几天吧,我打发走他的。。对了,你功夫怎么样啊?

八、40岁女人

(受刺激状):不就是想上床吗?直说呀。。我早等不及了,人家底下都。。你快脱衣服呀。。。急死我了!!!

九、妓女

(无所谓地):老板,请带套。。。。。

十、女演员

无助地):不就是上床吗?来把,反正我天天被“潜规则”。你怎么也比那秃头导演招人喜欢。。

十一、寡妇

(哭泣中):你说的是真的吗??5555。可盼到这一天了。。等下,我先把孩子打发走,把贞洁牌坊用红布遮上。。

十二、超级女生

(期盼状):请问你能给我投几张票?超过10张的可以考虑。。。认识湖南电视台台长吗?
作者: deyi321    时间: 2009-2-15 21:11     标题: 支持搂主

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作者: 凤凰彩票代购    时间: 2009-2-16 11:02

朋友们,请允许我做一下自我介绍。首先,我是一个
好人,同时也是一个好代理,我这人信佛,信良心,相信
因果报应。俗话说“善有善报,恶有恶报”,该得的得,
不该得的,得了会遭报应的!在我这里,会员的资金和奖
金会有绝对的安全保障!

凤凰平台:

代购3D/P3/SSL/SSC 奖金如下:
1,3D/P3/SSL奖金:
①直选1700元 组三570元 组六280元
②前一17元 前二170元 后一17元 后二170元
③不定位胆 1:3.3

2重庆SSC奖金:
①三星直选奖金1700元 组三570元 组六280元
②前一17元 前二170元 后一17元 后二170
③不定位1:3.3大小单双6.8元
凤凰平台新疆SSC奖金:
①三星直选奖金1700元 组三570元 组六280元  
②前二 170元 后二170
③不定位胆1:3.3 大小单双6.8元


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